my sleep cycle is so messed up
i’m making dress up game versions of all my favourite super heroes and watching after hours at 2 am
why is america on the wrong side of time
thanks for all your sweet messages yesterday, i don’t quite have it in me to respond to all of them, cause despite tea’s best efforts my birthday kind of super sucked..
there’s always next year!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AWESOME SNUFFES! <3
Bulgarian Shriek Metal Lullaby
“Well, now what?” Jack asked. He darted a final glance over his shoulder at the abandoned (now collapsed) energon mine.
“Nothing left to do but go home,” Arcee said. She kept her eyes firmly fixed on the road ahead.
Miko bounced along at Bulkhead’s side “Are we driving?”
“Well, it’s not that far,” Arcee answered. “Bulkhead?”
“Mm. Better not,” he said, wincing as an experimental rotation of his shoulder resulted in a harsh grinding sound. “I don’t know how well I can transform into vehicle mode.”
“You said you were okay!” Miko said anxiously.
“I am,” he said hastily, wanting to reassure her. “My arms are just a little out of alignment, that’s all. Nothing to worry about. An easy fix.” Miko didn’t say anything in reply, but she looked unhappy.
Before Bulkhead could say anything else, Arcee’s decisive voice broke the silence. “Ground bridge it is, then.” She opened the link to base. “Bumblebee?” There was a short pause, then an answering chirp came. “We’re ready to come back, and we’re taking the ground bridge. Do you have our location?” There was an affirmative buzz, and a moment later the air split open in a vortex of green light. The four of them stepped into the tingling energy of the ground bridge and emerged in the cool shelter of the base.
TODAY HAS BEEN SUPER CRAP AND THIS MADE ME CRY SO HARD THANK YOU SO MUCH FLYNNE
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES
Years ago I was listening to old interviews with young girls given during the height of Beatlemania and you can hear that, as they try to articulate what the Beatles mean to them, they start legitimately hyperventilating and freaking out and suddenly they can’t breathe and I remember thinking “Weird, I love the Beatles to bits and pieces but I can’t wrap my head around having such a real, physical reaction to a piece of music or art” and then Beyonce and Nicki Minaj dropped the Flawless remix and then Nicki put out the Anaconda video and now my fucking body is fucking changing.